I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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