Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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