Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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