Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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