my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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