I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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