If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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