dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Randomize
