It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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