so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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