i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
When are your genitals available?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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