yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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