Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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