I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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