i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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