I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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