Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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