they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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