that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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