You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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