I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize