what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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