Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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