So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
this will be a night to untag.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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