It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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