i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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