Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I can't put those talents on a resume
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter