I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.