From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.