just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
this is an emotional support booty call
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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