At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The power of my boobs compel you
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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