Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
high people should be assigned attendants
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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