Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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