He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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