loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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