I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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