the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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