he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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