FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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