your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
