There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
