have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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