Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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