Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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