I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
