**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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