I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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