Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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