wanna go halves on a baby?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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