so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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