did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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