I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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