You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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