nut hugger
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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