I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
